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Dysfunction Junction

By: Kent McCarty, Editor Spring Break is a wonderful time to sleep, hang out with friends, and not be at school (most importantly).  For me however, Spring Break, like any holiday, is a time for me to break things, get … Continue reading

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By: Kent McCarty, Editor When my friends and I first decided that we were going to go to New Orleans for a Mardi Gras parade, I knew the trip would likely be the inspiration for this column.  I was initially … Continue reading

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Dysfunction Junction

By: Kent McCarty, Editor For those who don’t check Facebook’s birthday alerts, I recently celebrated my 18th birthday.  If you forgot to wish me a good one on my special day, don’t feel bad; the cloud of misfortune that stalks … Continue reading

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By: Kent McCarty, Editor Each year for Thanksgiving my mom’s side of the family–grandparents, aunts, uncles, and cousins included- makes the long journey to Fairhope, Alabama, to celebrate Thanksgiving together at The Grand. And no, much to everyone’s confusion, I’m … Continue reading

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By: Kent McCarty, Editor Anyone who knows me would sum me up in one word: tardy.  It’s not that I particularly enjoy being late, or that I’m not responsible enough to get somewhere at a designated time; it’s just that … Continue reading

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Dysfunction Junction: Sorry, I Killed Your Raccoon

By: Kent McCarty, Editor Dysfunction Junction chronicles the unfortunate strings of events that plague my life.  Everything below is true, and that’s what’s scary. Aside from the wreck I had last December (I try and act like that didn’t happen), … Continue reading

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By: Kent McCarty, Editor Dysfunction Junction chronicles the unfortunate strings of events that plague my life.  Everything below is true, and that’s what’s scary. For the majority of people, starting school is always full of chaos and disorder.   With that … Continue reading

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Dysfunction Junction: Bugs, it’s what’s for dinner

By: Kent McCarty Dysfunction Junction chronicles the unfortunate strings of events that plague my life.  Everything below is true, and that’s what’s scary. Disclaimer: To avoid any law suits, I will refrain from mentioning the name of any business mentioned … Continue reading

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Dysfunction Junction: The Breakfast Nazi

By: Kent McCarty One of the most legendary episodes of Seinfeld, one of my favorite sitcoms, is “The Soup Nazi,” in which Jerry, George, and Elaine stop by a local soup stand that is owned by a tyrant who runs … Continue reading

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By: Kent McCarty Dysfunction Junction chronicles the unfortunate strings of events that plague my life. Everything below is true, and that’s what’s scary. Anyone that knows me knows that I love going to the dentist. So naturally when I found … Continue reading

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